Captain Watson, You are Hereby Sentenced to Serve the Remainder of Your Tour on Battalion Staff...

Yep. It's official, after having fought the good fight and stayed at the battery level for the first three and a half years of my career I am now being pulled, kicking and screaming, into my first staff assignment. I don't know which S-Shop I'm getting yet but in any event it's the end of an era. I am become Power Point Monkey, waster of time.

Ah, well. I wasn't really doing much here anyway, maybe now the tour will start going faster because I'll be working my tail off. They say suffering is good for the soul.